Valentines Day: So What! LOL!

Monday, February 14, 2011




A lot of people don't care weather its Valentines Day or not, one of them is ME. Of course there will be a lot of people raising their eyebrows... probably most will say I'm bitter, or maybe tell themselves that I'm like this because I'm not happily married. Well, for you guys, let me say this one thing.... I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!

Hahaha... first of all, the reason I'm single is NOT YOUR BUSINESS. Second is that if you think you are HAPPY because you are with someone, think again... not everyone who's married is truly HAPPY. Go to the corner and chant spells to make yourself believe your own lie. Don't even tell me about your kids, I can have that in my spare time. I hate you people for thinking that you are all that just because you have a family. I can go out every week and get women as much as I did years ago, actually I even got better now. I get laid when I want to. While you on the other hand only have one at home... not that I'm saying... but just sayin LOL!


I can still go out to clubs, drink or smoke in posh places and go to every single one of them anytime I want to. You on the other hand probably just call your friends and sit outside your house and drink like #sunogbaga's telling yourself that you are happy doing that. That's right, keep telling that to yourself. Hahahahah!

Someone just asked me out for a date, I told her "Huh?! Why should I go out today don't you think its cheesy?!" She said "Because its Valentines Day and I don't have a date!".. I answered "So what am I a pity date?! Do I look that desperate to you?!", she said "Because you don't have one too and I figured we go out like old times.." I said "Hunny I'm not that historical to be part of your "OLD TIMES" I'd rather not go out to be part of your culture. She said "sungit mo naman!" hahahah and I told her, no, I'm not a snob, I just hate going out just because it's this day or whatnot... I'd rather go out for the right reasons. If I wanted to go out I'll do that on weekends and I'm not going there to see someone I'll marry. Bars were made for hookups, if you find a diamond in the rough that's another story.

She said "You know what, you should get married soon... I'd like to see you married off rather than growing old not having someone to take care of you"... I said "Hunny, if I only married so someone could love and take care of me, I'd hire a caregiver or get a personal doctor... Sharon Cuneta could do that."

This Valentines Day sucks, it's full of people who want to pretend that they are happy. I wouldn't wanna break it to you guys but you have been hooked by people who want to sell flowers, food and stuff that make you fat. Commercialism at its finest! You'll die early and spend a fortune on all that crap and hospital bills. If you want to show someone you love em it wouldn't cost that much. Be happy if you are married; but don't go telling someone else that they are not happy because they are still single. I can do that tomorrow if I wanted to! =P don't make us look bad just so you can feel so superior because you have extra baggage.

For those who I heard were talking behind my back; eat my shorts! Always remember that envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own so in a way you are an ungrateful basta*d! LOL!


IKR?! DUH!


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11 comments:

kalokang Pinay said...

I luv your post as it is true & very honest.
Ako, diko ni-dare lumabas, dito kasi they jack up meal prices for valentine's day - nyek, same food pero mas mahal para sa araw na ito? Kalowka!

pusang kalye said...

...and it really doesn't matter if you dont eat, and ot really doesn't matter if you never sleep.....coz you are so young now---yung ganun.lalala.hehehe. Happy valentines John.

PS: kailangan talaga me mga spots narin yung background ala cow na talaga ang drama? hahaha

KUMAGCOW said...

@kalokang pinay, my point exactly.. napaka hyped up na occasion, mahal pa lahat hehe


@anton syempre naman sayang naman pag hindi cow LOL

janice said...

Weh???talagang talagang inaya ka mag date..she have the guts..newei..Happy hearts..

khantotantra said...

hehehe. tama, keri naman ng caretakers ang pag-aalaga sa iyo when you grow old. :D

at true na hindi porket married ay happily ever after na. :D

hamster said...

yes. tuwing valentines eh papaligiran ka ng mga taong mausisa, mapanghusga BAKET WALA KANG DATE! <--puro ganyan mga tanong nila nakakarindi lang.

hahahaha

eh kung sa ibang paraan natin gustong icelebrate ang valentine. ako nga with mommy and daddy. kase yung date ko nag back out!

bitter din ako!

ex-links tayo mr. kumagcow.

p.s. natawa ko sa comment mo sa video kong firework bwahahaha

Bino said...

love na love ko ang post mo :D

jake said...

amen to your post!! Woooooeeeeanongayon kung balemtayms at single tau! apir tau dyan ;)

jake said...

amen to your post!! Woooooeeeeanongayon kung balemtayms at single tau! apir tau dyan ;)

khantotantra said...

hehehe. tama, keri naman ng caretakers ang pag-aalaga sa iyo when you grow old. :D

at true na hindi porket married ay happily ever after na. :D

janice said...

Weh???talagang talagang inaya ka mag date..she have the guts..newei..Happy hearts..